the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i don't like sucking hair
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Buhtt sex?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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