We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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