YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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