Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
love makes seman taste better
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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