Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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