Jerry, you need to find god
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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