Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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