Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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