there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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