It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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