I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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