she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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