Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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