seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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