Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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