Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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