I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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