I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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