Only a mothe r could love this liver
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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