there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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