let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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