cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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