I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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