Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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