Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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