My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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