Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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