I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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