I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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