just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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