Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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