The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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