can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?