OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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she told me i tasted like america
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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