im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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