And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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