Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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