I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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