i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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