After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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