Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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