She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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