what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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