It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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