That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
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Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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