Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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