Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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