Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
