I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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