does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We don't watch enough power rangers
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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