I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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