I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
