I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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