Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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