We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I need water and some morals
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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