508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Found the puke drawer
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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