I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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